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“then i heard elvis and decided i wanted to do something odd. i thought it would be odd for a lady to play guitar. i swung my instrument and we all wore pants.” - barbara lynn
#487: frank zappa & the mothers of invention - sleeping in a jar (1969)
Ultimate Prankster
| Skinner: | I've seen hooligans like you come and go. You're all just a blur of short pants and sinister smiles. |
| Bart: | Well maybe so, but I'm the best. |
| Skinner: | (Chuckles) The best of your era maybe. |
| Bart: | Are you saying there was a kid who was worse than me? |
| Skinner: | Huh. Waaay worse, anyway think no more about it. Your dismissed. |
| Bart: | Wait! Wait! If there was someone worse, I have to know who he is! |
| Skinner: | He? |
| Bart: | It's a she?? |
| Skinner: | Just kidding its a guy! |
| Both: | (Laugh) |
Admit it: Whether you’re a man or woman, you’ve had a major crush on someone before. But have you ever had a crush on an entire group of people? A polyamorous crush goes beyond sexuality; it’s about being enthralled with either a couple, a team, a cast, even a mob of people working towards a common goal. You’re not quite sure, but something about them turns you on
http://www.soulpancake.com/view_post/1480810/confess-your-polyamorous-crushes.html
- The Gorillaz
- The Guerrilla Girls
- Dethklolk
- All of Bikini Bottom
- Cast of SNL from any time ever
